Well that happened….

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Despite both acts, 3 cars and the monkey getting completely stuck in a closed M23, number 1 80’s pop sensation SONIA battled through and did a storming set to get the crowd going, Dave Benson Phillips chatted to some chavs and Brighton wondered what the hell was going on.

And we have a winner of the shitty shitty bang bang award! Pubic Enermy [sic] have failed to fix their vertical and are heading to Folkestone in a taxi, and are hoping to continue dumballing, possibly picking up a car in Morocco…

And now… blue squadron has reformed on the M25 in heavy slow moving traffic without the use of any hard shoulder at all. Rick is currently comparing petrol tanks to menstrual cycles – let’s synchronize.

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