IS THIS THING ON?!
Like a dodgy car stereo jolting to life on a pothole, it’s that time again — when inboxes across the land light up with the news that Dumball is about to go full throttle for the final time. Yes, you read that right. One last ride. The end of the road. The grand, glitter-soaked finale.
This isn’t just any rally. It’s Dumball 2025: End of the Road — and while it’s far too late to join (unless you have a time machine or a convincing disguise), you can still catch up on the next set of beautiful chaos here:
👉 https://dumball.org/joinus/
Got a mate on the road? Feel morally obliged to support their glittery nonsense? Fancy seeing who’s smashing the fundraising leaderboard? Head over to the totaliser and chuck a few quid their way (or at least mock them mercilessly if they’re slacking):
👉 https://dumball.org/dumball-2025-totaliser/
🚨 LAUNCH DETAILS 🚨
It all kicks off this Friday, June 6th at Chiddingstone Castle, Kent. From 12pm, the Dumball circus rolls into town with music, mayhem, motorised monstrosities, and enough questionable costumes to frighten local wildlife.
Then, at 4pm sharp(ish), the horns blare, the engines cough to life, and we head for the Eurotunnel — the first stop on a journey through five countries, 2,902 miles, and approximately 87 existential crises.
Bring snacks. Bring glitter. Bring your A-game and your B-plan. This is Dumball, baby — and there’s no turning back now (unless you follow Frank’s directions). 3 more sleeps!
Peace.
Sudders
DHQ