The Art Convoy: Stick Together, Survive Together
Ah, the Dumball convoy. It’s not just a line of cars—it’s your family on wheels, your lifeline in times of breakdowns, wrong turns, and questionable petrol station snacks. Each convoy is made up of a handful of cars, and together, you’ll tackle the open road, the occasional mountain pass, and whatever the rally throws your way.
How Convoys Work:
– Strength in Numbers: Like penguins huddling for warmth, we stick together to make life easier (and funnier). If your car breaks down (and it will), your convoy is there to help. Need directions? Follow the car ahead! Or, at least, follow them until they take a wrong turn.
– Squadron Leaders: Every convoy has a *squadron leader*—the brave soul with the walkie-talkie who pretends to know what they’re doing. They’ll pass on updates, banter, and essential info. Can’t hear them? No worries, you’ll figure it out when the convoy mysteriously pulls off the motorway for a challenge.
– The Fun Bit: Convoys aren’t just about survival; they’re about fun. Daily challenges will pit your convoy against others in tests of creativity, silliness, and sometimes skill (though the silliness is what really counts). Keep your camera handy because the more ridiculous the photos, the better your chances of snagging that coveted Dumball prize.
Do I Have to Stay in a Convoy?
Not technically. But flying solo means you’ll miss out on the camaraderie, the “are we lost?” debates, and the general chaos that makes the Dumball, well, the Dumball. Plus, it’s always funnier to have witnesses when you end up stuck in a ditch.
What to Expect:
– Walkie-Talkies: These beauties are the heartbeat of your convoy. You’ll use them for everything from navigation updates to epic karaoke sessions. Don’t be surprised if the serious directions take a backseat to bad singing and terrible jokes.
– Support System: If your car decides it’s had enough, your convoy’s got your back. They’ll pull over, lend a hand (or some duct tape), and make sure no Dumballer gets left behind.
– Daily Shenanigans: Each day, you’ll get a convoy challenge. It might involve crazy costumes, ridiculous photos, or out-of-the-box thinking. The goal? Have fun, outdo the other convoys, and create stories you’ll be telling for years to come.
So, buckle up, get to know your convoy mates, and prepare for an epic ride. You might start as strangers, but by the end, you’ll be a finely-tuned (or at least duct-taped) machine, rolling through Europe together like a slightly dysfunctional but highly entertaining family.