Who knew the desert was so chuffing cold?
I wanna Dumball in India…
So Dumball 2017 draws to a close in spectacular style. An amazing awards ceremony by the beach, fire dancers and then partying on the beach until the small hours.
The monkey arrived! It has to be the world’s most travelled coconut monkey, despite spending the last 12 months in stasis in an Indian jail. It’s been all through Europe many times, visited the gateway to the middle East and made it’s way through the corner Russia. All while carrying her baby with a disco ball for a head, and a highly explicit porno card tucked inside it. And now it’s going home with David Nichols – one of the oldest Dumballers ever, he did the entire drive himself and now has the dubious honour of being required to take the monkey home, keep a little news journal and bring it back next year.
Krish progressed from the Most Stressed award to the Most Relaxed. He’s blossomed into our man in the know, the man who can and he’s desperate to do it again next year. What a legend.
So that’s it. Dumball One finally have a chance to get in the pool today. People have started drifting off. The sun is shining. DHQ, over and out x